TEN THINGS NOT TO GIVE YOUR YOGA TEACHER FOR CHRISTMAS
#10 A gym membership to your favourite Gym you go to all the time instead of going to your Teachers Yoga School #9 Deodorant.. Yoga Teachers like that au natural musky smell (try sprinkling Sandalwood Essential Oil on their yoga mat at least it will make it bearable) . #8 Southern Comfort Whiskey (He/She might drink it and break his neck falling out of the headstand) #7 A smoked ham (aren't all yoga teachers Jewish) #6 A Mexican dinner full of beans (last thing you need is a yoga teacher with gas) #5 A cappuccino maker (you want him to kill [...]
